Jobbs – Hey Erik, Apple is planning to remove Google and make bing as the default search engine for Safari.

Erik -  Really?

Jobbs – We even plan to have iAd. You took admob from us and this time we aren’t going to give up. Apple is slowly going to enter your market and dominate it.

Erik – Well, you could never get ahead of us in search.

Jobbs – Yeah, but our products would eliminate Google which would have a huge impact on you.

Erik – Do you think that you are gonna keep throwing things at us and we are just gonna accept it? Well, guess what we even put multitouch on the Nexus One and we have already entered your market. What are you gonna do? Sue us? Cmon do that… Why did u sue HTC? Are u scared of getting into a real fight? At the end of the day we made the Nexus One!

And did u call our Motto as BS ? U know what you don’t even think differently.

Jobbs – Screw you, your coffee was poisoned.

Erik – Really? Even yours was.

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